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Published on 22 March 2017
Event date: 16/11/2017 20:00 - 22:00 Export event
There's Something About Gary
..and that something is, he likes to write jokes.An awful lot of them. Also he appears to have some jizz in his hair.There's that as well. He thinks a good joke should be like a drunk Glaswegian, short and punchy. He loves each and every gag, and you can’t help but be carried away by his infectious charm.
Regular on Mock The Week
Double Sony Award Winner
Chortle Award Nominee
“An endless flow of top quality jokes”
“Gary Delaney has more quality jokes in one hour than many comics have in their entire careers…quite brilliant” The Scotsman
“I laughed and I laughed and I laughed… A master craftsman” The Times
“A hugely impressive collection of exquisitely crafted gags by one of Britain’s grandmasters of the one-liner” Chortle
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