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Published on 10 May 2017
Event date: 29/11/2017 20:00 - 23:00 Export event
‘An endearingly unabashed blend of arrogance, awkwardness and self-effacing anecdotes
delivered with precision timing, perfectly-placed silence and unfettered confidence… Nothing
is off limits… Sloss skilfully weaves sensitive subject matter into a hilarious tapestry of
politically incorrect and sexually inappropriate zingers… his humour intelligently and
ironically calling out the hypocrisy of human nature.’ ★★★★ (Herald Sun, Australia)
‘Dirty, sweet and clever’ (New York Times)
‘Deliciously dark stand-up’ ★★★★ (Mail on Sunday)
‘Irreverent wit… devastating!’ (Advertiser, Australia)
‘Brilliantly dark’ (Sunday Times)
‘Dazzling wit… Unstoppable!’ (Telegraph)
‘Funny, intelligent and charming’ ★★★★ (Edinburgh Evening News)
‘Genuinely funny!’ (Time Out)
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The UK's leading political comedian and host of Unspun presents a show completely changed by events which haven’t yet happened. Ultra-topical comedy as seen on The Royal Variety Performance, Mock the Week, The One Show and Question Time. Now with added Trump.
Doors 7pm Show 8pm
Tickets - £15
Tickets available from McGrews, The Old Town Hall and Online.
A warm, intimate and playful new piece for under 3s inspired by nature and the seasons. Framed within an evocative soundscape, this is the perfect introduction to theatre for the very young.
Performances at 11am, 1.30pm & 3pm
Tickets £5 adults & £2.50 Concessions
Available from OFS, Carlisle Old Town Hall & Online
(27/10/2017 14:00 - 15:30)
(27/10/2017 21:00 - 22:30)
Hugh Cornwell is one of the UK's finest songwriting talents and accomplished live performers.
£22.50**Plus Booking fee
The Mystery of Flannan Isle
An exciting new writing by Amie Petricca-Lear. The Mystery of Flannan Isle is based on a true eerie tale of three missing lighthouse keepers.
Wednesday 1st November & Thursday 2nd November
Doors at 7.00pm, Show at 7.30pm
Tickets are £10 and are available from OFS, The Old Town Hall and Online.
(03/11/2017 10:00 - 30/11/2017 17:00)
(03/11/2017 20:00 - 23:00)
(04/11/2017 20:00 - 23:00)
Eric Marsh - Northern Soul Exhibition
Exhibition of the last Northern Soul Night at the Ukrainian Club Carlisle
The Parquet Room
Nov 3rd - 30th
Open Mon - Sat 10am - 5pm
Sundays 12 - 4pm